The AI's haven't figured us out

[bauerb]

Here is what Microsoft's Bing AI generated for me.
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Ironically images 1 and 4 look a lot like beginner tele skiers. too extended, too upright

[praame]

Here is what Microsoft's Bing AI generated for me.
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Bing’s definitely has a better understanding of the overall concept. Not sure why it’s all synth-core, haute-couture, sci-fi stuff, though!

[praame]

The last image has a lifted heel, but combined with that flying ski pole I think AI considers telemark failed alpine skiing. Maybe we can use that to our advantage, and telemark will be humanity's last hope in the inevitable robot uprising.

Apparently telemark also employs poles with stabby bits at both ends and no handles! Innovate, I must say.

[TallGrass]

Getting there, getting there...

Weird technique though, with boots outside the bindings... very, very neutral. I would call it Z telemark.

They've left out the MAGA cap.
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