Me? Never.
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Go to (play with temporary holiday theme, hit the "G" in the corner a couple times after hovering for normal mode)
https://jspaint.app/
Uplo
Drop down "File" from tool bar to upload.
Ctrl+A to select and drag photo to crop top and left side.
Use blue dots on edge at middle to adjust bottom and right side.
Drop down "Image" from tool bar, to Attributes.
Note pixel height and width.
If it is too big, do the math.
If image is 1200px wide and you want it 600px wide...
Drop down "Image" from tool bar, to Stretch Skew.
Enter percent, as in 50% and 50% to go from 1200 to 600.
Drop down "File" and save or upload as you choose.
If imgur, right click to open image in new tab until you have just the image.
Cut paste URL as needed.
Use phpBB to attach or upload.
Go skiing.*
*Alternatively, pray for snow, but not on the roads or driveways, just on stuff that's fun to ski.
P.S. Obi-wan is not your only hope.