One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
- Stephen
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- Favorite Skis: Armada Tracer 118 (195), Gamme (210), Ingstad (205), Objective BC (178)
- Favorite boots: Alfa Guard Advance, Scarpa TX Pro
- Occupation: Beyond
6’3” / 191cm — 172# / 78kg, size 47 / 30 mondo
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Ok boys, time to come in for some cookies and milk, then a story and nap time.
- Rodbelan
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- Occupation: Tea drinker
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Definitely true...Musk, you are like the old wise but with horns...Musk Ox wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:42 amI am genuinely concerned about your cold nipples.mikael.oh wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:26 amLooks like most people have returned from Triggertown. That's good. It's ok to visit there from time to time as long as we remember that Stokeville is a MUCH nicer place to live!
I don't reply to negative comments made in Triggertown because I know it's not the true nature of the people making them, and it's just a transitory phase.
Musk Ox,, my time, as everyone's, is precious.
Your first reply was an honest one with lots of good questions and I was gearing up to answer them all when I had the time. But then you started going on and on about nipples, derailing the discussion and cheapening it. Making fun of it. You must realize this lessens my eagerness to spend time giving you detailed answers to your questions?
I live in Stoke City. I'm an infinite being with limitless potential, and so are all of you!
Don't expect me to make myself small. Instead make yourselves large. Expand. Believe in yourselves. Keep it pure. Keep the Stoke.
Edit: For context, I am an infinitely loving mammal filled with compassion and limitless concern. It fills me with great sadness that you cannot see that I am attempting to reach out to you across the void with untriggered kindness and wooly hygge. Believe in love, Mikael. Try it. You are worth it. You have nothing to lose. Your life will only be richer.
When you are ready, love is waiting for you.
Like lichen on an arctic rock waiting to be nibbled.
I do have another concern; well it sort of conjugates with yours, you will see:
If Michael is going out in Transnordic high boots and red underwear, does it make him a sort of Nordic Trans Ski Hooker, a NTSH? I mean I would like to discuss this topic cold headed, with a scholastic tone...
É y fa ty fret? On é ty ben dun ti cotton waté?
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- Woodserson
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- Ski style: Bumps, trees, steeps and long woodsy XC tours
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Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Woah Woah Woah Woah! Who's in Triggertown now? You are not feeling the love and attention the Great Muskie Of the North (temporarily Copenhagen) is giving you here. You are trivializing it. He doesn't shower attention on anyone, you know? This is a great honor. Sit back and read around the forum a bit. You will see. Learning the ways of the Sense of Humour makes for long life and much love to spread around the peoples. Bask in the glow of the Musk, find a path to laughter!mikael.oh wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:26 am
Musk Ox,, my time, as everyone's, is precious.
Your first reply was an honest one with lots of good questions and I was gearing up to answer them all when I had the time. But then you started going on and on about nipples, derailing the discussion and cheapening it. Making fun of it. You must realize this lessens my eagerness to spend time giving you detailed answers to your questions?
I live in Stoke City. I'm an infinite being with limitless potential, and so are all of you!
Don't expect me to make myself small. Instead make yourselves large. Expand. Believe in yourselves. Keep it pure. Keep the Stoke.
You are a Viking it is clear. All the Great Vikings had great laughs and fun jokes and witty verses. Be the Great Viking you were meant to be!
X-Nip coming to you 2022/2023
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Sorry for going against the grain here but this guy is a braggart. Making absurd proclamations, wearing only bright red shorts in January, spewing the peace/love drivel, bragging about how hardcore he was when younger...doesn't make him a bad person or a bad skier but it sure is annoying.
- randoskier
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Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Skis are like cameras-
The best camera is the one in your hand.
The best ski is the one on your feet.
The best camera is the one in your hand.
The best ski is the one on your feet.
- Woodserson
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- Ski style: Bumps, trees, steeps and long woodsy XC tours
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Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Wine, too.randoskier wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:08 amSkis are like cameras-
The best camera is the one in your hand.
The best ski is the one on your feet.
- Rodbelan
- Posts: 904
- Joined: Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:53 am
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- Ski style: Very stylish
- Favorite Skis: Splitkein
- Favorite boots: Alpina Blaze and my beloved Alpina Sports Jr
- Occupation: Tea drinker
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Very true... I would add: the best frying pan is on your stove top... not on your roof (unless the sun is very strong...).randoskier wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:08 amSkis are like cameras-
The best camera is the one in your hand.
The best ski is the one on your feet.
É y fa ty fret? On é ty ben dun ti cotton waté?
célèbre et ancien chant celtique
célèbre et ancien chant celtique
- randoskier
- Posts: 1026
- Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:08 am
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- Ski style: awkward
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- Favorite boots: go-go
- Occupation: International Pop Sensation
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Wine absolutely! Who needs the wine talk of the sophisticates?Woodserson wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:35 amWine, too.randoskier wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:08 amSkis are like cameras-
The best camera is the one in your hand.
The best ski is the one on your feet.
- randoskier
- Posts: 1026
- Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:08 am
- Location: Yank in Italy
- Ski style: awkward
- Favorite Skis: snow skis
- Favorite boots: go-go
- Occupation: International Pop Sensation
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
Get that but cut him some slack; it is a generational thing coupled with excessive, prescriptive technology.connyro wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:07 amSorry for going against the grain here but this guy is a braggart. Making absurd proclamations, wearing only bright red shorts in January, spewing the peace/love drivel, bragging about how hardcore he was when younger...doesn't make him a bad person or a bad skier but it sure is annoying.
Re: One ski to rule them all! A one ski quiver for all disciplines
I've given him, what, 3 or 4 opportunities to drop the act and just be genuine, and he always goes for the cheap shot. I don't vibe well with people that are unable to be real and has to turn everything into a joke. Not worth my time or energyWoodserson wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:53 amWoah Woah Woah Woah! Who's in Triggertown now? You are not feeling the love and attention the Great Muskie Of the North (temporarily Copenhagen) is giving you here. You are trivializing it. He doesn't shower attention on anyone, you know? This is a great honor. Sit back and read around the forum a bit. You will see. Learning the ways of the Sense of Humour makes for long life and much love to spread around the peoples. Bask in the glow of the Musk, find a path to laughter!mikael.oh wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:26 am
Musk Ox,, my time, as everyone's, is precious.
Your first reply was an honest one with lots of good questions and I was gearing up to answer them all when I had the time. But then you started going on and on about nipples, derailing the discussion and cheapening it. Making fun of it. You must realize this lessens my eagerness to spend time giving you detailed answers to your questions?
I live in Stoke City. I'm an infinite being with limitless potential, and so are all of you!
Don't expect me to make myself small. Instead make yourselves large. Expand. Believe in yourselves. Keep it pure. Keep the Stoke.
You are a Viking it is clear. All the Great Vikings had great laughs and fun jokes and witty verses. Be the Great Viking you were meant to be!
X-Nip coming to you 2022/2023
I could say the same for the general vibe here lately. I'm not gonna keep pouring energy into this place only for it to be met with childish acting out. I will not be dragged down to that level. So, until some of the triggering turns into breakthroughs, my energy is better spent elsewhere, like skiing. Enjoy your sandbox and do let me know if some expansion happens that will make it worth my time again.