The Fifty First State

[Lhartley]

Is norway a cotton and wool only zone?

[wooley12]

So how is the declared (trade)war going with my northern former brothers and sisters? Do you think 40% will crush your economy and you'll bend your knee to the new American King? 100% is being promised if you won't submit.

ICE is now arresting non citizens who said something bad on Facebook about our Supreme Leader sent by god. Elon's AI is rooting them out. Crossing the borders is as risky as back country when the conditions are rated extreme.

[Lhartley]

Mark Carney, our unelected current prime minister met with Trump today and has informed us all that Trump has changed his tone and all is well. It's doubtful this trade war will last. It's looking like it's all been a scam to install Carney in the next federal election (Trump endorsed Carney and called the conservative candidate "no friend of mine"). The purpose of the installation of Carney is to further agrivate Alberta, and encourage Alberta to join the republic. You see, Trump doesn't actually want Canada. He wants resource rich Alberta, which also holds the great divide, source of massive amounts of water. He gets water, minerals, and oil, and another red state. Get it? Did I mention Albertas premier Danielle Smith has been forming alliances with American conservative groups and politicians? This is all speculation and for fun, geopolitical events in North America are a gong show. The game is rigged

[Inspiredcapers]

I guess when ‘Berta becomes a State we’ll have to meetup in K-Country if we don’t want to do border crossings, I can get in there pretty easily from Elk Lakes.

[Lhartley]

Im in for that, meet you at Elk Pass. I'll bring a pulk full of hypervectors and Lynx and bourbon. We will have to be sneaky and watch out for Elons border drones

[Inspiredcapers]

I’ll bring some more refreshments from Fernie Brewing, poutine, and maple syrup for your pantry. Once you’re ‘Merican its gonna be tougher for you to access them.

If the border drones use the same tech as Cybertruck I’m not too concerned.

F’ing excited about those duty n’ tariff free Hypervectors 😁

[wooley12]

Elbows up! Elmo's crying and donnie is cooking the books.

[Lhartley]

Who's Donnie and Elmo? I don't keep track of Yankee shit. It's all just the United States. One government doing things, supported by a civilian population.

[wooley12]

Elmo = Elon donnie = DJT

I'll be less cryptic in the future.

My Made in Canada, 25 year old Jeep TJ went up in value by 20% yesterday.

Just ordered this hat

[Lhartley]

I really love how this whole dissociation game is going. It's your government dude. It's not two dudes. It's the state. This is just how it happens to work so that you can all just remember it as another Trump era, while your state does crazy shit. It's a very cute way to pull off imperialism

A hat made in China (they influence both our shifty governments)ain't gonna do shit. If you really oppose your state. Show it