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How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:01 am
by Johnny
I keep telling my wife every year...

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Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:15 pm
by Baaahb
awesome, those with quivers over five get a free ride, no questions asked. that's RESPECT.

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:38 pm
by Shintangle
Alternatively you can use the more scientific method of applying the mathematical formula

#of skis needed = x+1

where x is the number of skis you currently own.
Interestingly this also works for bikes!

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:07 pm
by wayne
I don't need anyone to tell me if I need new skis.


I do.

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 8:52 am
by Johnny
Oh, I just read the whole chart again and you guys are right, it also works for bikes!!

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:15 pm
by GEO
May also work fine if your replace SKIS with SKILLS

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:48 am
by gfwp
Shintangle wrote:Alternatively you can use the more scientific method of applying the mathematical formula

#of skis needed = x+1

where x is the number of skis you currently own.
Interestingly this also works for bikes!
The algorithm can be DRAMATICALLY improoved just like

-#of skis needed = x+1
+#of skis needed = x+2 /*One for you and same for wife */

regards

gfwp

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:20 am
by !ski
Step 1) Are the skis red? No - Need new skis.

Step 2) Are the skis red? Yes - Need new red skis as these are the wrong color red.

Brought to you by various "old telemarktalk red ski" posts by various posters whose user names I have forgotten.

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:24 pm
by Rickster
No doubt about it this chart works equally well with windsurfing gear. My wife is a math teacher so having that fall back formula should lock the deal. 8-)

Re: How to tell if you need new skis

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:10 pm
by Digger
Let's not be bringing "need" into the discussion.